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Joke of april 2017

Patient: „Doctor, my wife thinks I‘m crazy because I like sausages.” Psychiatrist: “Nonsense! I like sausages too.” Patient: “Good, you should come and see my collection. I’ve got hundreds of  them!”

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After 12 years

„After 12 years of psychoanalysis, my psychotherapist said something that brought tears to my eyes“. “What did he say”? “No hablo ingles”.

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Weight Watcers

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.

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Joke of the Month

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles: “Ain’t no use knocking’! There’s no paper on this side either!”

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Four nuns

Four nuns are in line to go into heaven. God asks the first nun if she has ever sinned. She says, “Well, I’ve seen a penis.” So God puts holy water on her eyes and lets her enter. He asks the second nun the same thing and she says, “I’ve held a penis,” so he puts holy water on her ...

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