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Psychotherapists

When two psychotherapists met the other day one said: „You are fine. How am I?”

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Claim for Healing

An elderly couple are watching one of those televangelist preachers on TY one night. At one point, the preacher faces the camera and announces, “My friends, I want to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV and the other hand on the body-part that ails you, and I will heal ...

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Polish Woman

An elderly Polish man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite pierogi with fried onions wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. There, he leaned against the door frame, gazing ...

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In the beginning…..

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session. “As you are a new patient with me, I do apologize, but I haven’t had time to review your case file and I’m not really aware of your problem.“ The psychiatrist said, “So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning.” “But of course.” ...

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The scene

The scene: Children lined up in a Catholic elementary lunch cafeteria. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun had made a note and posted it on the apple tray, “Take only ONE. God is watching”. Further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate ...

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