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An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Old man: I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. Yesterday I picked up two college girls hitchhiking. We went to a motel where I had sex with each of them three times. Priest: Are you sorry for your sins? ...

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The Monk

A new monk arrives at the old Italian monastery for his celibate  life of shared poverty and prayer, and is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying from copies, not the original manuscripts. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this, ...

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Changing A Light Bulb

Q: How many Narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. He holds onto the light bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.   Q: How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.   Q: How many Mormons does ...

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Yogi and Dentist

Did you hear about the yogi who was having a filling put in a tooth? When the dentist asked him if he wanted Novocain, the yogi said: “No, I can transcend dental medication”.

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What is money? It is a piece of paper that draws the illusion of all mankind. It can buy a house – but not a home. It can buy a bed – but not sleep. It can buy a clock – but not time. It can buy you a book – but not knowledge. It can buy you a position ...

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The holy and unholy parrots

The holy and unholy parrots A lady goes to see her priest one day and tells him, „Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing”. “What do they say?” the priest inquired. “They say, ‘Hi, we’re hookers. Do you want to have some fun?’ Isn’t that awful?” the woman laments. ...

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The priest and the bus driver

The priest and the bus driver A priest and a bus driver both go to heaven at the same time. St. Peter shows the bus driver his house, which is three houses away from God. During this time, the priest is thinking to himself, “Since I am a priest I should be right next to God!” Then St. Peter turns ...

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