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Door

Which door do you perfer? Did you see the old cartoon depicting the doorways to two adjacent auditoriums? One auditorium had a long line of people before it, and the sign over the entrance read: “Lecture on heaven.” But no one was lined up before the other auditorium doorway, whose sign read: “Heaven.”

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Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.

The first said: “I built a big house for our mother.” The second said: “I sent her a Mercedes with a driver.” The third said: “You remember how our mother enjoys reading the Bible. Now she can’t see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years ...

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Old Leaf in the Bible

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible… A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been ...

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The Cowboy in Church

One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. The cowboy said, “I’m not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I’d feed him.” So ...

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