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Claim for Healing

An elderly couple are watching one of those televangelist preachers on TY one night. At one point, the preacher faces the camera and announces, “My friends, I want to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program. Place one hand on top of your TV and the other hand on the body-part that ails you, and I will heal you.” The old woman has been having terrible stomach problems, so she places one hand on the TV, and her other hand on her stomach. Meanwhile, her husband approaches the TV, placing one hand on top of it and the other hand on his groin. With a frown his wife says to him, “Ernest, he’s talking about healing the sick, not raising the dead.”

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