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Every day, a physicist.

Every day, a physicist goes to an ice cream parlor and buys two ice creams, one for himself, the other one; he places to the seat next to him. After several months, the owner of the ice cream parlor asks the man why he does this. The man replied, “According to quantum mechanics, a beautiful woman will spontaneously materialize in that seat and fall in love with me.” So the owner says, “Why don’t you buy an ice cream, give it to one of the ladies in here already and maybe she will fall in love with you.” The physicist replies, “What are the chances of that happening?”

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