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Jul 7, 2011

Juli - What I Learned...

Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark
Category: Monthly Joke
Posted by: emeier

ONE: Don't miss the boat.

TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

FOUR: Stay fit. When you are 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

SIX: Build your future on high ground.

SEVEN: For safety's take, travel in pairs.

EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

NINE:When you are stressed, float awhile.

TEN: Remember the Ark was built by amateurs, the Titanic by professionals. 


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