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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married.They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.

Jacob suggests to go in, and then addresses the pharmacist behind the counter:
”We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”

Pharmacist: “Yes we do.”

Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?” “Definitely.”

Jacob: “How about Viagra?”

Pharmacist: “Of course.”

Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems and arthritis?” “Sure!”

Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, and Geritol?” “Quite a large variety.”

Jacob: You sell wheelchairs and walkers?”

Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”

Jacob: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”

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