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The Workman

A workman is doing work inside a church. He sees a little old Italian lady kneel down in front of a statue of Mary and start to pray. The workman decides to have a little fun. He gets behind the statue of Jesus and, in a commanding voice, says, “Woman, get off your knees. Don’t pray to her, pray to me!” The little old Italian lady looks up at the statue of Jesus and says, ”Shut your mouth, I’m talking to your mother!”
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