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What is the difference

What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist? If you say to a psychiatrist “I hate my mother,” he will ask “Why do you say that?” while a psychologist will say “Thank you for sharing that with us.”

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Joke – The deep end

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The Oldest Profession

A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The doctor remarked, ‘Well, in the Bible it says that God created Eve from a rib taken from Adam. This clearly required surgery, so I can rightly claim that mine is the oldest profession in the world.’ The civil engineer ...

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Joke January 2018

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joke of the month from EUROTAS 2017

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A Prayer for the Day

Dear God, so far today, I’ve done all right! I haven’t gossiped, and I haven’t lost my temper. I haven’t been grumpy, nasty or selfish, and I’m really glad of that. But in a few minutes, God, I’m going to get out of bed, and from then on, I’m probably going to need a lot of help. Thank you!  Amen.

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Orangutan

One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books – the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species. Surprised, he asked the ape, “Why are you reading both those books?” “Well”, said the orangutan, “I just wanted to know if I was my brother’s keeper or my keeper’s brother”.

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Joke September

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Every day, a physicist.

Every day, a physicist goes to an ice cream parlor and buys two ice creams, one for himself, the other one; he places to the seat next to him. After several months, the owner of the ice cream parlor asks the man why he does this. The man replied, “According to quantum mechanics, a beautiful woman will spontaneously materialize in ...

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What’s the difference

What’s the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist? If you say, ‘I hate my mother’, a psychiatrist will ask, ‘Why do you say that?’, whereas a psychologist will say, ‘Thank you for sharing that with us’.

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