Monthly Joke

Optimist, pessimist or…? My therapist set half a glass of water in front of me. He asked if I was an optimist or a pessimist. So I drank the water and told him I was a problem solver.

Atheist: What’s the fly doing in my soup? Waiter: Praying. Atheist: Very funny. I can’t eat this. Take it back. Waiter: You see? The fly’s prayers were answered.

Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who “almost” achieved total spiritual enlightenment? He only made it to Nearvana.

Prediction: There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of the QUARANTEENS!