Monthly Joke

On the way to the therapist, I said to my wife, “You’re going to bring up my obsession with predicting the future, aren’t you?”                                                                                                                    She said, “Yeah.” I said, “I knew it.”

„Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dog.“ “Lie down on the couch and I will examine you.” “I can’t, I’m not allowed on the furniture.”

Optimist, pessimist or…? My therapist set half a glass of water in front of me. He asked if I was an optimist or a pessimist. So I drank the water and told him I was a problem solver.

Atheist: What’s the fly doing in my soup? Waiter: Praying. Atheist: Very funny. I can’t eat this. Take it back. Waiter: You see? The fly’s prayers were answered.