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Begging

At the entrance to a Hindu temple there was a beggar always stretching out his hand, asking and pleading for alms. One day he stretched out both of his hands. A passerby asked him:”All these days, you were stretching out only one hand – why are you today stretching out two hands?” To which the beggar replied: “Hari Om! Praise ...

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Heavenly E-mail One day…

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to earth to check it out. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to earth for a time. When she returned, she told God, “Yes, it is bad on earth: ...

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A man arrives at the gates of heaven

A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks: “Religion?” The man says:”Methodist.” St. Peter looks down his list, and says: “Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8.” Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. “Religion?” “Baptist.” “Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8.” A ...

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At A Spiritualist Church

At A Spiritualist Church Announcement: The regular meeting of the Clairvoyant Society will not take place this month, due to unforeseen circumstances.

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In Heaven…

In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English; The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Italian. source: www.christian-jokes.net

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Door

Which door do you perfer? Did you see the old cartoon depicting the doorways to two adjacent auditoriums? One auditorium had a long line of people before it, and the sign over the entrance read: “Lecture on heaven.” But no one was lined up before the other auditorium doorway, whose sign read: “Heaven.”

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My EGO…

We’ve a funny picture this time…

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Dancing Chicken

We’ve a funny picture this time…

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Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.

The first said: “I built a big house for our mother.” The second said: “I sent her a Mercedes with a driver.” The third said: “You remember how our mother enjoys reading the Bible. Now she can’t see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years ...

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Old Leaf in the Bible

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible… A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been ...

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