Monthly Joke

One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. The cowboy said, “I’m not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I’d feed him.” So ...

I’m not saying, that the sermon was boring, but… “I hope you didn’take it personnally, Reverend,” an embarrassed woman said after a church service. “when my husband walked out during your sermon.” “I did find it rather disconcerting,” the preacher replied. “It’s not a reflection on you, Sir,” insisted the church goer. “Arthur has been walking in his sleep ever ...

Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah’s Ark ONE: Don’t miss the boat. TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat. THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark. FOUR: Stay fit. When you are 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big. FIVE: Don’t listen to critics; just ...