Monthly Joke

Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who “almost” achieved total spiritual enlightenment? He only made it to Nearvana.

Prediction: There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of the QUARANTEENS!

Zen Student: „Is it okay to use email?“         Zen Master: “Yes, but without attachment.”

Narcissist to best mate: „I just love my new girlfriend.  We like all the same things: She loves me, and I love me!“