When the new patient was settled comfortably on the coach, the psychiatrist began his therapy session. “I’m not aware of your problem,” the doctor said. “So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning.” “Of course”, replied the patient. “In the beginning, I created the Heaven and the Earth.”

Why do they say ‘Amen‘ at the end of a prayer instead  of ‘Awomen’? Same reason we sing hymns instead of hers! 

An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: „If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?” “No,” said the priest, “not if you did not know.” “Then why,” asked the Inuit earnestly, “did you tell me?”

A priest, a rabbi and a minister decide to see who’s best at his job. The test is to go into the woods, find a bear and try to convert it. After they are done the priest says, “I read to the bear from the Catechism, sprinkeled him with holy water and next week is the first Communion.” The minister ...