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Monthly Joke

Student Talking to the Wise Man

“Sir, what is the secret of your success?” “Two words” “And, Sir, what are they?” “Right decisions” “And how do you make right decisions?” “One word” “And what is that?” “Experience” “And how do you get your experience?” “Two words” “And, Sir, what are they?” “Wrong decisions”

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Joke july 2019

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First Therapy Session

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the coach, the psychiatrist began his therapy session. “I’m not aware of your problem,” the doctor said. “So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning.” “Of course”, replied the patient. “In the beginning, I created the Heaven and the Earth.”

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Joke may 2019

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Joke april 2019

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Joke march

Why do they say ‘Amen‘ at the end of a prayer instead  of ‘Awomen’? Same reason we sing hymns instead of hers! 

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Church Mice

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2 for 1

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About God and sin

An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: „If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?” “No,” said the priest, “not if you did not know.” “Then why,” asked the Inuit earnestly, “did you tell me?”

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The test

A priest, a rabbi and a minister decide to see who’s best at his job. The test is to go into the woods, find a bear and try to convert it. After they are done the priest says, “I read to the bear from the Catechism, sprinkeled him with holy water and next week is the first Communion.” The minister ...

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