Why do they say ‘Amen‘ at the end of a prayer instead  of ‘Awomen’? Same reason we sing hymns instead of hers! 

An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: „If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?” “No,” said the priest, “not if you did not know.” “Then why,” asked the Inuit earnestly, “did you tell me?”

A priest, a rabbi and a minister decide to see who’s best at his job. The test is to go into the woods, find a bear and try to convert it. After they are done the priest says, “I read to the bear from the Catechism, sprinkeled him with holy water and next week is the first Communion.” The minister ...

What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist? If you say to a psychiatrist “I hate my mother,” he will ask “Why do you say that?” while a psychologist will say “Thank you for sharing that with us.”