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What’s the difference

What’s the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist? If you say, ‘I hate my mother’, a psychiatrist will ask, ‘Why do you say that?’, whereas a psychologist will say, ‘Thank you for sharing that with us’.

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Board Meeting

“There will be a meeting of the Board immediately after the service,” announced Reverend Morris. After the close of the service, the group gathered at the back of the church for the announced meeting. However, there was a stranger in their midst. He was a visitor who had never attended their church before. “My friend,” asked Reverend Morris, “did you ...

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Adam and Eve

Adam bit the apple and, feeling great shame, covered himself with a fig leaf. Eve, too, felt shame and covered herself with a fig leaf. Then she went behind the bush to try on a maple leaf, a chestnut, and an oak.

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Joke of april 2017

Patient: „Doctor, my wife thinks I‘m crazy because I like sausages.” Psychiatrist: “Nonsense! I like sausages too.” Patient: “Good, you should come and see my collection. I’ve got hundreds of  them!”

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After 12 years

„After 12 years of psychoanalysis, my psychotherapist said something that brought tears to my eyes“. “What did he say”? “No hablo ingles”.

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February joke

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Weight Watcers

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.

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Shocking news – It’s a girl

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Joke of the month for EUROTAS

„I’ll believe in reincarnation in my next life.“

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Joke of the Month

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles: “Ain’t no use knocking’! There’s no paper on this side either!”

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