A priest, a rabbi and a minister decide to see who’s best at his job. The test is to go into the woods, find a bear and try to convert it.
After they are done the priest says, “I read to the bear from the Catechism, sprinkeled him with holy water and next week is the first Communion.”
The minister said, “I found the bear by the stream, preached God’s holy word and he let me baptize him in the river.”
The rabbi was bandaged from head to foot and said, “Looking back, maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”